The Bawdy Cloister

Here are the three most frequently asked questions I've received in the last 24 hours. 1) "Where have you been?" 2) "When did you get back?" and 3) "I don't think chunky Asian chicks should be wandering around in tight jeans and cowboy boots, do you?"

For my answers, click the corresponding link:
1) I've been in...
2) I returned on...
3) Chunky Asian chicks...I checked, but there's not a single web page in cyberspace that'll come close to answering this question that's not pornographic.